Punny Jokes

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?They will be for people who love meat tender.
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.
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Q: How can you tell when a bucket gets sick?A: It becomes a little pale.
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A woman went to France on a wine-tasting vacation. Unfortunately, while in the capital city, she drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast.When she got home, she swore never to get plastered in Paris again
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James Bond once slept right through an earthquake.He was shaken; not stirred.
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At the rum factory loading dock, all of the workers speak in verse.It shows that rhymes fly when you're heaving rum.